Monday, February 16, 2009

Jack–isms

Taking your 4 year Old to the Eye Doctor with you....
   Doctor: Can you read that line?"
   Me: "E A G Z 2 5 "
   Jack: MOM!!!!!! It's not a G!!!!! It's a C!!!! let me do this! I can help you!!

On planning the Trip to Chicago...
   Jack: What's that book you're reading mom?
   Me: It's a book about Chicago.
   Jack: What? 'Cago? Have I been there before?
   Me: I don't think so buddy. Mommy's never been there before.
   Jack: Yeah, I think I went there when I was 3 and a half
   Me: No, sweetie. Daddy's the only one that's been before.
   Jack: What's that place where we taste things?
   Me: You mean Costco?
   Jack: Yeah! I told you I went there before.

On Chris going to D.C. for a month later this spring...
  Jack: Where is dad going again?
  Me: Washington D.C. We are going to see him there.
  Jack: Oh yeah, he's going to Rock Obama's house. I remember now.

On making Valentine Cookies...
   Me: Wow, Jack. You are really doing a great job on these decorations. 
           Maybe you should be a  baker when you grow up!
   Jack: Mooooooooooooom, I already AM a baker! Being a Baker is easy!!
   Me: Well, if being being a baker is easy and being a doctor is easy, 
           what is it really hard to be? Is it hard to be a spy?
   Jack: Welllllllllll, ONLY if you are the King spy!
   Me: Oh, I see. 

2 comments:

Susan said...

that is downright hilarious--ROCK OBAMA. i'll have to tell jerrod about that one!

The O'Brien Family said...

What a funny boy!!! Love it!